Comments by Al
4,468 comments
Believe it or not. I was driving down the road today and I kept seeing these fish symbols on cars and those fucking ribbons that say 'Support Our Troops' and 'One Day At A Time'. Shit, whats my point? OH yeah. Nevermind.
Somewhere in America lurks this man. He loves country rock and eating fresh cow heart and head cheese.
I never said that. I just want to sleep on the couch from now on. It has nothing to do with you I promise.
Yeah, its a new one produced in a small town in the midwest by 4 white teen males that listen to Black Sabbath and Judas Preist.
Stare at this sentence for 15 seconds and turn around in your seat really fast and then fall to the floor and jump around like a fish.
What I would do in this predicament is take 2 tablets of Alke Seltzer and crush them up and shove em up your nose, then you tilt your head backwards and fill the nostrils up with water. It works!
Breaker 4-9er. You gotta smokey on your tail. I'll hold em' off for ya, just push the pedal to the metal. 10-4? Over and out!