Comments by Al
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Hi, im Matejko. I have short mans complex. I work in a psycho ward cleaning piss and shit from underneath beds. You wanna fight me? Huh bitch! You fucking faggot! (yeah, this is how this guy talked, Lincoln Park was fun.)
This picture started originally as a man taking some flowers over to a lady friend of his. He was very lonely and thought that if he gave her the flowers that she would atleast talk to him. But he made a mistake by walking underneath a street light zapper. This man was too lonely. He will not be missed, for who can miss someone that has no one.
Next song is about K-Mart... when you buy an aquarium you get a bonus Ninja... 1,2,3, go! Fishy Ninja! Fishy Ninja! Fishy Fucking Ninja!!!
I'm not exactly sure what this means, but i have a feeling that it has something to do with mixing 2 ham sandwiches with beer and a cigar and having absolutely no idea what the fuck to draw. Has anyone ever had this problem before?
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I think you stink! African Americans are not smelly! You Dumbell!