Comments by Al
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Happy Easter Yanbu, Lipps, Sarah, Adam, Turkey, Eno, Tthunderdan, and all the rest of you.. oh shit I forgot 'Sick and Tired'...happy easter to you too.
Back in 1703 B.C. 3 wise asses named George, Renaldo, and Cedric went hunting for rabbits and it was like the end of march or something. Cedric got hungry and they went to McDonalds after hunting and he got a Sausage McMuffin with Egg, but all he got was an egg.
The dentist took that one in the back and twisted on it for 10 minutes and broke it in half. I nearly died. It finally came out after 15 minutes and 17 different power tools.
You sound absolutely horrendous. I cannot believe your actually a singer. I would have more fun listening to Andy Griffith. Why dont you just jump off the nearest bridge. Get off my stage.
Damn, very nice drawing. This takes me back to when I was a teenager. I would go down to Franks Nursery and Crafts and totally get it on with lots of cacti. It hurts for a bit, but the pain turns to joy after a few minutes.
To - sick and tired, umm, whats up? Do I know you? Sarah? Umm, what is this all about? Im umm, confused.. Will this start some kind of galactic war?
I had a dream last night that I went back to my childhood home and I was 12 years old. I opened the front door and stepped in to the house being a total wreck. Someone had broked in, and there was a piece of wood sticking out of my dogs ass.
.."and I tell you one more thing Bud, if you ever look at another woman again I'm leavin down to Kentucky for good!"
If any space creatures are viewing this board then please rescue a few of us from this planet including me and my son. If anyone else wants to come then let them know tooo.
Sorry Sarah. I havent been drawing so much lately because my psycho-therapist wants me to play the Peacock Guitar 3 hours a day and also he wants me to walk like a chicken when I go shopping for used workout albums at the local thrift shops.