Comments by Al
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I was at a karaoke bar tonight and all these backwoods hicks were singing horrilbe songs then this waitress with fat rolls asked me if i'd like another round and I puked all over the table. The End.
Ok, looks like Hardcore Bear is gonna be mine this year. Im depressed though, I think the Bear is a male.. I dont swing that way. But I gotta take what I can get.
If anyone finds my Speedo in the bermuda please notify me immediately, they are a first generation Jack White special.