Comments by Al
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I dont mean to sound mean. But this is getting out of hand now. Im really bored, time for a new character.
Thanks, I tracked down the patient and doused them down with acetone and set the building on fire. Im currently typing this from prison. Hope your all happy now.
Today at work I cleaned someones glasses in the Ultra-Sonic and when I pulled them out a bunch of green slime and nose hairs were falling off the pads and thats how my day started. But Im ok now.
Tonight I got pulled over twice within 5 minutes for having a headlight out. Both cops let me off and told me to get my lamp fixed.