Comments by Al
4,468 comments
Thats where I be.
Iraq is not gonna let Walmart open their doors.
Please come live with me.
pickled rocky mountain oysters?
this is cool
Yeah, its my past time. I also enjoy running with wild elephants.
God, I miss these days...
I drove to work in a bus, but it was powered by a train when it struck it.
It's tough living in a shoe.
I wish they made Marlboro 400's.
bwahaha!
I have an idea... why doesnt somebody just kick the lights back on in this building and call in a janior crew to clean up?
Hey, I saw that mountain once.
I dreamt last night that I staring at the sun through a giant metal tube while floating above the earth. When I saw the enormous bright light things changed below... a conspiracy ensued and I was the main factor.. George Bush was somehow involved because when the dream continued in a Fruit Market people were bitching that everything had reset on Earth because of what I did. The night before I had dreams of military planes in a fight over Michigan. Stay Tuned...
Hahaha!!!
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Do aliens drink hard liquor? What is this one drinking? Or is it a Jones Soda and he had a bad stomach flu? Thank You.
Boo!
Beach Boys - Surfin Hits of the 60's?
Severe Boredom.
I made Giraffe Sticks for dinner.
1-12-05 News Alert!! I just took my tree down.
The lady who told me this looked like she lived in a trailer with 25 cats.
Someone at the gas station told me that smoking Black & Milds is actually 50 times better for you than pumping gas. And this same person told me that cigarettes have plutonium as an ingredient, but not Black & Milds. No wonder my piss doesnt glow anymore.
No Joke... I still have mine up.