Comments by Al
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sometimes I can still hear him yelling at me. "Go get my beer!, Go get my dinner!" I didnt mean to toss the hair dryer in the bathtub with him. I just wanted him to respect me.
I was at work today minding my own busines when 3 female co-workers walked into my office and beat me to a pulp for not asking them if they wanted anything from Taco Bell.
Peach Fuzz on dislocated ass-neck.
J-Lo is my favorite piece of ass.
This means something. Nothing really. Generic toxicidy.
I took a very pretty co-worker out to lunch today. It was a very nice restaraunt. Everything was going well until I asked for her phone number.. she changed the subject and blah blah blah. I paid for lunch... $26.00 - and later in the day i noticed she punched out before me and didnt even say goodbye or thank you or anything!! WTF did I do wrong??
I understand this... It means lets not rip on George W. anymore. And support the klan? Ok, wait a minute... wtf does this mean? Is this some kind of sick f'n joke!!!!
"This Means Something"
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Is your name Patrick by any chance? Im sure your mom wont be happy with your drawings.
Self Portrait. I hope you all have fun tonight. I will be bored as hell. I guess I could jam some 70's Prog Rock. Chow.
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Cant you see nobody cares for your sick drawings. Get some mental help.
I ran out of beer.
Just be glad we have men and women in the military that fight these awful wars.. or some of us might be out there in Iraq right now getting our asses shot off because we were drafted.
Right on Chris!
Wrong, politicians are.
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Thank you... merry x-mas to you too.
So, who was the mother of Jesus?
Thanks Yanbu.... I appreciate kindness towards non-confused individuals like myself.
No, I love you man!
First to go, and the last to know.
greatful duh
Is it me? Or does the United States Of Walmart look like a giant lactating dinasour? USW.. USW... USW!! Go Team Go!!
My TV sucks. If Satan Claus brings me one then I will blow it up. Sorry I confused you all. I will from now on blow up nothing and that will resolve everything by not committing violence... oh shit... a Loverboy video just came on... gotta go!
I ordered a happy meal yesterday and i threw up green slime all over my wedding dress.