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Someone at the gas station told me that smoking Black & Milds is actually 50 times better for you than pumping gas. And this same person told me that cigarettes have plutonium as an ingredient, but not Black & Milds. No wonder my piss doesnt glow anymore.

This person is obviously brilliant... write down everything they say and publish in a book. Then we can all benefit

Why the hell was he smoking while pumping gas to begin with ?!!

The lady who told me this looked like she lived in a trailer with 25 cats.