Comments by bb
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Then ask your parents to take you to Pirate Island! They have lots of fun piratical stuff for lil' buccaneers... like wenches and rum!
By the angle of the ramp in front of him, I say that he doesn't need to duck as the giant black orb of doom will sail harmlessly over his head. The breeze caused by it's passing may blow his hat off, though, so I would advise him to hold on to it with the mangled grippers at the ends of his arms.
If ye can make yer way past tha Angry Tiki Gods, ye can take a nice n' relaxin' soak in tha Lava Pool!
If yer feelin' adventurous, ye can try climbin' Mt. Skull, tha second largest skull-shaped volcano in all tha Seven Seas after Mt. Killamanoggin -- but tha only one haunted by Angry Tiki Gods!
On Pirate Island, you can play all sorts of piratical games, like beach volly cannonball or shuffle gangplank.
Nash McHardpecs, amature zombologist, greets the rising sun after a long night of zombie tagging, secure in the knowledge that his work may one day help to save the endangered Appalachian hill zombie from extinction.