Comments by rip torn
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BEFORE BECOMING AN ACTOR, I TRIED A FEW OTHER THINGS: PAINTING WAS MY PASSION, BUT THE WORLD WASN'T READY FOR MY TALENT BACK IN THE SIXTIES, WHEN TYE DYE PLAID WAS BIG.
YES, I WANTED TO SEE IF MY WORK WOULD STILL BE APPRECIATED WITHOUT MY NAME ON IT...I'M KIND OF LIKE STEPHEN KIND WITH "THINNER"...HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT ABOUT FIFTY GALLONS OF ELEPHANT CUM ON ME DURING THE FILMING OF FREDDY GOT FINGERED?!
YES, I WANTED TO SEE IF MY WORK WOULD STILL BE APPRECIATED WITHOUT MY NAME ON IT...I'M KIND OF LIKE STEPHEN KIND WITH "THINNER"...HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT ABOUT FIFTY GALLONS OF ELEPHANT CUM ON ME DURING THE FILMING OF FREDDY GOT FINGERED?!
YES I WAS, AD.
I WAS NEVER VERY TALENTED IN MY KEYBOARDING CLASS WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER...I KNEW I WAS DESTINED FOR BETTER THINGS.
ONE NIGHT MY SON GORD AND HIS FRIEND WE MAKING A HALF PIPE IN MY DRIVEWAY WITH A NAIL GUN AND I WAS TIRED AS SHIT, SO I YELLED OUT THE WINDOW "WILL YOU FAGGOTS STOP MAKING SO FUCKING MUCH NOISE?!" BUT I DID THIS IN A JOKING MANNER. I FEEL PEOPLE SHOULD LIVE THEIR LIVES AS THEY WISH. AND I NEED A NEW ACTING GIG; I PLAYED JUDAS, FOR CHRISSAKE!
I DON'T NEED TO REMIND EVERYONE OF MY EXPERIENCE WITH ABOUT 40 GALLONS OF ELEPHANT CUM WHEN MY SON DRUGGED ME AND SENT PART OF MY HOME TO PAKISTAN!
with everyone going back to school, i was reminded of my first day of going to school in oregon. and if you think i fingered freddy, i'm gonna break your ass!
with everyone going back to school, i was reminded of my first day of going to school in oregon. and if you think i fingered freddy, i'm gonna break your ass!
with everyone going back to school, i was reminded of my first day of going to school in oregon. and if you think i fingered freddy, i'm gonna break your ass!
A star is born.
i was originally going to have jesus' dick showing, then i thought i didn't want to compromise my artistic integrity. but it was after i saved my drawing i realized it was a picture of rip torn and i've only drawn picture of rip torn. and there's no artistic integrity in that...so look for a nude sad jesus coming up soon.. and if you don't like it, you can go to bed!
AND I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY!!!
YOU CAN BE AGENT M. RIGHT AFTER YOU STOP FUCKING LITTLE BOYS!...AND I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY!!!!!!
THIS IS RIP TORN AGAIN AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'VE BEEN EATING INCESSANTLY SINCE GOING TO THE FUCKING GALLERY AND FINDING OUT MY ORIGINAL ART WASN'T PUT UP...OUT OF THOUSANDS OF ENTRIES, MINE WAS NOT CHOSEN...I FLEW IN FROM MAKING A SEQUEL TO FREDDY GOT FINGERED IN BANGLADESH; YOU'RE GOING TO PAY, VOGEL...LONG AND HARD!!
THIS IS RIP TORN AND I THINK THE PERSON WHO JUST POSTED THAT COMMENT NEEDS A GODDAMN DICTIONARY...YOU KNOW-- FUCK YOU, FUCK ME?!?!?!
THIS IS RIP TORN AND I THINK THAT THE SON OF A BITCH WHO PUT THAT LAME COMMENT SHOULD BE ROASTED, TOASTED, AND BURNT TO A CRISP. YA KNOW, FUCK YOU, FUCK ME!!!! AND I NEVER FINGERED FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS RIP TORN AND I THINK THIS IS A SPECTACULAR DRAWING. YA KNOW, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU...FUCK ME?!
FUCK ME?!