Comments by Captain O
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I used to know this guy who would always tell slightly outlandish stories of dubious veracity about trips he had taken, usually involving disastrous circumstances. One of the stories involved a parrot flying in through the open window of his car.
portrait of lincoln contemplating the mediteranean which at 22 meters fails to resemble gala in the least
My favorite getting out of a ticket story...a guy was driving way over the speed limit on some back road somewhere outside of Schenectady. The sheriff pulled him over and said, "I've been waiting for an a**hole like you all day!" He responded, "I got here as fast as I could, officer." He laughed so hard he didn't give him a ticket.