Comments by Al
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I got the Fast Card last week and them fkrs promised me my round trip wouldn't be more than 9 hours tops from Windsor, Canada to Cleveland and back to Detroit. Well add one hour for the Ambassador Bridge and 2 hours for Ford Motor company (they go on break every 45 minutes)... and taaddaa!! 150 dollars gross!! Wooofuckinghooo!!
I have a crush on Christine McVie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxYp1OeDb0I
When I was 8 or 9 some teenager I didn't know walked up to me and said I look like Barry Manilow. My nose was bigger than my head at the time.
OMG! There was a guy on a cell phone the other day in a stall. He told whoever it was on the line to hold on a minute and he let out the most horrible sound I ever heard in my life. I got the hell out of there. Quickly.
White people have no business playing the blues, ever. What are the blue about? What, did Banana Republic run out of khakis?''
- George Carlin
I heard a story about Stevie Wonder when he was in the Ren Cen. He noticed a pretty lady walking past him and he called her over to him. He started flirting with her and told her she was the prettiest thing he has seen in a long time. It totally freaked everyone out. Because she was hot!