Comments by Al
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Hi everyone, I'm John McCain. Please vote for me because i'm wealthy. Oh, and i was a war hero. I will make all of you war heroes in turn when I send a million to the middle east. Don't worry, gas prices won't go over 6 bucks a gallon, i promise.
I had a script idea yesterday. The Karate Kid pt IV. Ralph Machio goes mental and steals a Japanese bomber off the coast of Hawaii and is headed towards California. Bruce Willis must stop him!