Comments by Al
4,468 comments
Clear the battlefield and let me see
All the profit from our victory.
You talk of freedom, starving children fall.
Are you deaf when you hear the season's call?
I would have done a better job depicting a beautiful day out on the ocean, but some fucking law office just called me and they want to sue my ass over a bill that is over 10 years deliquent! I've got better things to do than worry about shit like that!
What is so wrong with McDonalds? I eat there every day and my doctor tells me I might live to 39 years old. Thats not bad now is it?!?! Huh?!?!
George W. is my friend. He made sure that I lost my job at the airlines. He made sure that I had to stop my 401k program. He made sure I couldnt afford a pair of shoes. He made sure america was safe from countries that couldnt harm us anyhow. He made sure I could never get a good paying job. He made sure that I... I... I...
...and let me tell you somethin' else! He took the rest of my money and went out to the bar! When he gets home i'm gonna hog tie that son-of-a-bitch!