I woke up in the dark.

I woke up in the dark. COuldn't se a thing. I tried to sit up, but only got a few inches upright when I bumped my hea don something. It was uncomfortabley warm. Dirt and gravel debris was pressing into my naked back. I tried to bend my knees, but there was somthing just over me and I could not. Reaching around, I could feel what I recognized as a book of matches.. I struck one and there was light. banging on the walls, I could tell I had been buried.. Only 9 more matches left.

examine the corners with the flame, if theres a drought somewhere...

your fucked dude, and i think a couple of your toes have some fungus or something, they are all white

Blow out the match then masterbate one last time.

easy. take all 9 matches and light the coffin on fire. the heat will be so intense that you'll be driven to punchin your way outta there.

you will know when your out of air....the matches won't light! :)

i like mez's answer

I would laugh. Then I would cry. Then I would laugh. And Cry.

Make sure you have clean undies on, then ask yourself ( Is this considered a sick day?).

Hhahahahahaaa! oh my god those were all funny answers...