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i came to work today and cleaned out my coffee cup, poured a full cup and drank it. after drinking it i walked back to the coffee machine to pour another cup and looked in my cup before pouring. stuck to the inside of my cup was a soggy fucking SPIDER! i nearly swallowed the thing. it must have been in the bottom of the previous pot before they brewed it at work. this spider was not small either, long plump looking spider in my fucking coffee. (shivers)

sue the bastards!

Mushy spider guts are good for your health.

OH WOW! i got a cup of coffee from a coffee vending machine yesterday morning and after a couple of sips i noticed there were a bunch of coffee grounds in it...then i noticed they had legs....my cup had like 12 dead ants in it all scorched by the coffee!!

weird... just yesterday i opened the cupboard to grab a filter and as i was settin up the business, i noticed that a whitish spider had affixed itself to my left arm

That's weird, this morning a spider made me a cup of coffee.

i prefer tea

i also prefer tea, but it makes no difference, i saw on a documentary that the average person swallows 12-13 spiders over their lifetime in their sleep. eeeewwwwwwwww

I dont ever drink coffee from the shop coffee maker... we have a lot of pranksters that do nasty things to stuff like that.

The average American will eat 7 spiders a year. Protien!