the other night i dreamt this girl i know was over, and we were digging through all of my drawers trying to find something. i told her to look by herself while i went and took a shower. i came back with just my towel on and i sat down to continue helping her, but i wasn't paying attention, and my balls and penis were hanging out. and all of a sudden jeff koons shows up, thinking that's how i hit on women, and he tells me, 'that is so cliche.'
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