en-route to the fridge i
burned myself horribly with scalding hot
made from scratch chicken broth.
bowl tipped and the pain in my arm
kept me from being able to remove my
soup soaked socks, so my big toes look
like w.c. fields nose.
can't use my drawrin' arm, so
this one goes out to
en-titty.
what did you guys do last night?
Don't you just hate when you start a chain reaction disaster. Spill soup on your foot, hop around in pain and trip over dog, fall hitting table sending butter knife airborne. Knife hits outlet shorting out your whole house. Light candle burn fingers on match, drop hot candle wax on already painful toe, hop around in pain trip over cat, light hair on fire, Mad, Punch wall, wall has hornets nest in it that are now swarming around already painful scalp. Get power back on, hornets dead, Unwanted relative shows up and tells you that you should really do somthing about the mess in your house. Yea I hate when that happens.
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