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I just woke up with a real bad ear ache and blood on my pillow.......this is what I saw in the mirror

...you got x-cellent pereferial vision anyhow...along with other things...

is that a mite!!?? this gives me the willies.

nope it was a tiny spider....held a mirror up to my ear at an angle so I could look in a bigger mirror.....this tiny thing was sitting in the dried blood and heading back in......got him with a cotton swab and then filled my ear with warm olive oil just to make sure he didn't have friends in there

Jesus.

I hate when tiny farmers plant potatos in my ear.

i would have screamed